TNR and BBQ
When it gets this hot I’m just too shot To ride for any distance I get no thrills climbing massive hills Take the path of least resistance Before sunset We’d be swimming in sweat Just thinking of it makes me wince So let us take a bit of a break A short ride through Lyall’s Labyrinth Then cool in the pool Before we refuel With burgers on the barbecue. I’ll bring the meat And salad to eat If you all supply some hearty brew If you’ve a proclivity For fireworks and festivities For the Independence Declaration We won’t vegetate Or stay too late To join the town’s celebration Meet Tuesday at 5:45 at 3698 Route 44 for a very short ride. Bring a suit and beverage. We will offer burgers and salads, and get you out of here long before the fireworks at Mt. Ascutney.